Six Limericks

1.

I once met an old schizophrenic
Whose mood was quite awfully manic
He said "look at me!"
As he thought he's a bee
But really was far too frenetic

2.
A supercilious rambunctious idiot
One day had a cup, and he filled it
Up to the brim
With a serious grin
And he said "oh my God, I have spill-ed it!"

3.
There once was a beautiful lady,
Whose sister gave birth to a baby

She said "what the hell
Is that godawful smell?"

When she knew that the smell was the baby!


4.
I once knew am old bum from Perth
Whose only bed was the earth
That beneath him was set,
And the worms were his pets
That unfortunate old bum from Perth.


5.
My mum had a baby named Gareth
Who never could quiet pronounce "carrot"
As hard as he tried,
His tongue always tied
Itself and he'd have to say "carroth"

6.
There was an old geezer named Caesar
Who's wife, he would never believe her
Each day that she tried,
At dinner, she cried
But still he would always bereave her.